Have You Ever..?

When i was young. My way of passing motion is always swift. Its like one hot dog slipping now in a second. It requires no cleaning at all, but I still clean lah. My days back then in the toilet was so happy. But not for long. Until i got older.

You know. A normal human pass motion at least once a day. I'm sure you all do. I don't shit everyday, and once i got hospitalised for not shitting for 3 days and i felt damn sealed up (Under constipation). And last month i did not shit for 7 days straight(i did not get hospitalised, well almost). But have you ever felt that last bit of shit coming out which never comes out? And you will force it out like hell? It is really tiring. Well. I do, always. Let see, it feels .... hmm what word should i use. It feel fucking HORRIBLE. I mean WHY, how come man? I wanna shit all out.

God, let me shit peacefully everyday. It's a piss off not shitting all out you know. Well. I do not know whether you shit or not, but the feelings of not passing all out is bad. So please let me , a human, do it normally. Thank You.

A very Shitty post eh?

Beaver

" pull me out "